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my name is tong, i like to procrastinate and write stories about non-existent bitchy swordsmen, forward this to ten people or i will draw your favorite fictional character eating strawberry parfaits*. i made this account to hold fanfic, and unambiguously gay fanart. ambiguously gay fanart is on my main lj (pm/comment for links, it's not a secret but i'd rather not voluntarily link until i'm sure i don't know you from work or something**)

a list of fic is in the lj-cuts below. as of July 2009, i think Reborn is UTTERLY LUDICROUS but i could write grocery lists for it anyway so who am i to judge.

( FINAL FANTASY VII & XII )
( GINTAMA )
( INITIAL D )
( LEGEND OF GALACTIC HEROES )
( LINEAGE 2 - MAUSTRAP )
( MUSHISHI )
( PRINCE OF TENNIS )
( RAVAGES OF TIME )
( REBORN )
( VIEWFINDER )
( Z. MISCELLANEOUS )

* no seriously tell me who is your favorite fictional character. if it is someone i know, who hates sweet stuff, i am more likely to make good on this threat
** otherwise it might lead to long awkward office silences, or, ETERNAL FUJOSHI FRIENDSHIP and a 50% dive in productivity lol

for the record I HATE PLANES, I pulled my ankle on boarding and had cramps and got so airsick I had to be carried off the plane when it landed lmao. it seems like a good time to post this... STUPID PLANE. I thought the text I added on Flickr to help non-KHR fans understand wtf this was about was pretty accurate, so I will replicate it:

CONTEXT: Squalo (angry long hairs man) refuses to be saved after losing a rather important swordfight bc he has failed his boss (angry scar face man) whom he promised he would never let down (but he has) BUT his boss is a shithead who doesn't deserve such a loyal henchman so nobody else understands why Squalo then attempts to drown himself except for Dino (stupid blonde hairs man) who then compares Squalo to a plane chasing his boss the sunset around the world

( 5 comic pages under cut lol )

i did so many things wrong but i think i learnt a lot! mainly about angles and faces and being a lot less lazy drawing backgrounds

( xanxus/squalo/dino. a corporate AU in which Dino has an interesting proposition for Xanxus wrt fixed asset management, or, what happens when you listen to pricks with calculators from the planet Debitor )

i should have been asleep hours ago gotta be up at 430. BRB GOING TO THE BEACH FOR BUSINESS, fmylife

me: FIN
b: what as in shark
me: i mean my khr undercover fic!
b: IS IT ABOUT MUKURO
me: NO
me: sorry
b: WANKER

me: look why don't you write something instead

b: wow this is boning up to be the greatest story ever
b: ok kids listen up
b: so xanxus is chillin
b: he's in his base spankin his squalo
b: and mukuro swings by and is all whoa, i should get me somma dat
me: dying, this is already the greatest story ever

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gtalk: a greater threat to workplace productivity than facebook

ancient draft written in june 2007
dusted off and edited feb 2008
for b, with apologies for the long delay. mengde/fengxiao fo evah

( demon )

archive of Gintama (ok, mostly Katsura) fics written for the gintama kink meme, by virtue of which they are definitely NSFW. if you have no idea what Gintama is. READ IT OK. bugger the first few chapters. read the ghost story / drag queen / benizakura arcs. watch eps 24, 25, 62. doesn't have to be in order, GINTAMA DEFIES ORDER BECAUSE IT IS SO GOOD. and yes I love Katsura why do you ask

( hawks do not share . gintoki/takasugi/katsura )
( bloodplay . takasugi/katsura )
( haori . takasugi/katsura )
( sex drug . gintoki/katsura )
( don't hang around the BL R-18 section of doujinshi stands . zurako/paako )

written for drabble_trade

( chrissie: lineage2-maustrap, love potion )
( chrissie: naruto, temari/shikamaru )
( chrissie: viewfinder, asami/feilong )

( sabina: ouran host club, nekozawa et al )

( silvermuse89: saiunkoku monogatari, reishin/kijin )

( omi: prince of tennis, garfield tezuka )
( omi: barrayar host club, ivan et al )

The exact origins of Minagawa's Maid Cafe would probably remain forever shrouded in mystery, but as some argued, this might be a good thing. Ryuuku explained that, knowing Minagawa, the whole enterprise was more of an exhibitionist lark to show off to the noblesse and upper classes et al that they might have power, riches, castles and crowns, but at the end of the day he still had prettier toys than they. Mau of course accepted the whole thing as another culinary medium of worshipping his stomach, while Anotsu had (and would always have) lingering issues with the business, which flared up when he was jarringly reminded of its flashier aspects. Eg. suddenly being served breakfast in bed by a sprightly dark elf in fishnets and a waterfall apron of enough indigo lace to choke a lavasaurus (and nothing underneath).

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. ravages fanart
. koutetsu sangokushi screencaps

( THIS ENTIRE MANHUA IS A BL TRAP )

mushishi drabbles for 31_days

( 1. everything is made from a dream )
( 2. thrall )
( 3. (NOTE: SPOILER for ep 26) stepping through time )
( 4. i don`t know )

written for drabble_trade

( fable: viewfinder, asami/feilong )
( fable: legend of galactic heroes, reinhardt/siegfried )
( fable: bleach, aizen/gin )

( sesame_seed: viewfinder, asami/feilong )
( sesame_seed: initial d, ryousuke/keisuke )

( canis_m: ffxii, basch/larsa )

( juin: naruto, neji/naruto )
( juin: eyeshield 21, musashi/hiruma )

( iphridian: ffxii, basch/larsa )

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