nice to meet you, earth creature
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my name is tong, i like to procrastinate and write stories about non-existent bitchy swordsmen, forward this to ten people or i will draw your favorite fictional character eating strawberry parfaits*. i made this account to hold fanfic, and unambiguously gay fanart. ambiguously gay fanart is on my main lj (pm/comment for links, it's not a secret but i'd rather not voluntarily link until i'm sure i don't know you from work or something**)

a list of fic is in the lj-cuts below. as of July 2009, i think Reborn is UTTERLY LUDICROUS but i could write grocery lists for it anyway so who am i to judge.

FINAL FANTASY VII & XII )
GINTAMA )
INITIAL D )
LEGEND OF GALACTIC HEROES )
LINEAGE 2 - MAUSTRAP )
MUSHISHI )
PRINCE OF TENNIS )
RAVAGES OF TIME )
REBORN )
VIEWFINDER )
Z. MISCELLANEOUS )

* no seriously tell me who is your favorite fictional character. if it is someone i know, who hates sweet stuff, i am more likely to make good on this threat
** otherwise it might lead to long awkward office silences, or, ETERNAL FUJOSHI FRIENDSHIP and a 50% dive in productivity lol

[fic, reborn] the legend of 1800
a place you find peace
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dino and hibari . a music school AU in which long fic is long, Dino is an operatic tenor, Hibari is a virtuoso pianist and happiness is a creature with way too many heads, unless you`re Hibari. )

[fic, reborn] truth or chug
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dino/yamamoto/squalo . in which everyone is still a management consultant and personal outstanding contributions to the team are celebrated in a most extraordinary manner )

[fancomic . a plane in love with the sun]
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for the record I HATE PLANES, I pulled my ankle on boarding and had cramps and got so airsick I had to be carried off the plane when it landed lmao. it seems like a good time to post this... STUPID PLANE. I thought the text I added on Flickr to help non-KHR fans understand wtf this was about was pretty accurate, so I will replicate it:

CONTEXT: Squalo (angry long hairs man) refuses to be saved after losing a rather important swordfight bc he has failed his boss (angry scar face man) whom he promised he would never let down (but he has) BUT his boss is a shithead who doesn't deserve such a loyal henchman so nobody else understands why Squalo then attempts to drown himself except for Dino (stupid blonde hairs man) who then compares Squalo to a plane chasing his boss the sunset around the world


5 comic pages under cut lol )

i did so many things wrong but i think i learnt a lot! mainly about angles and faces and being a lot less lazy drawing backgrounds

[fic, reborn] the cannoli joint venture
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xanxus/squalo/dino. a corporate AU in which Dino has an interesting proposition for Xanxus wrt fixed asset management, or, what happens when you listen to pricks with calculators from the planet Debitor )

i should have been asleep hours ago gotta be up at 430. BRB GOING TO THE BEACH FOR BUSINESS, fmylife

so a french pastry wrote me a KHR fic, that i might lol forever
don't look back in anger
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me: FIN
b: what as in shark
me: i mean my khr undercover fic!
b: IS IT ABOUT MUKURO
me: NO
me: sorry
b: WANKER

me: look why don't you write something instead

b: wow this is boning up to be the greatest story ever
b: ok kids listen up
b: so xanxus is chillin
b: he's in his base spankin his squalo
b: and mukuro swings by and is all whoa, i should get me somma dat
me: dying, this is already the greatest story ever

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gtalk: a greater threat to workplace productivity than facebook

[fic, reborn] the once and only accident
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dino/yamamoto/squalo. in which Dino is a lousy liar, Yamamoto is awkward and Squalo gives stellar blowjobs. WARNINGS: RATHER EXPLICIT HERE AND THERE, TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR MINORS )

[fic, reborn] getting our own relationship
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yamamoto/gokudera (ft dino/squalo). how to disentangle yourself from other people's love affairs and date your own damn best friend )

[fic, reborn] a plane in love with the sun
go back to the past
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dino/squalo. romancing the enemy through tight jeans and enforced vacations in Tipasa. the problem is you can lead a shark to water but you can`t make him drink, what is the point )

[fic, reborn] calling names
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dino/squalo/xanxus. there`s no love like the one you don`t have )

[fic, reborn] the average of the average is average
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xanxus/squalo. a corporate AU where throwing glasses at people's heads results in lawsuits and might have eventually nurtured xanxus to be a gentler sort of employer. )

[fic, reborn] a domestic arrangement
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xanxus/squalo. more essay and meta than fic honestly )

[fic, ravages of time] -- demon
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ancient draft written in june 2007
dusted off and edited feb 2008
for b, with apologies for the long delay. mengde/fengxiao fo evah

demon )

ring in the new: gintamardery
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archive of Gintama (ok, mostly Katsura) fics written for the gintama kink meme, by virtue of which they are definitely NSFW. if you have no idea what Gintama is. READ IT OK. bugger the first few chapters. read the ghost story / drag queen / benizakura arcs. watch eps 24, 25, 62. doesn't have to be in order, GINTAMA DEFIES ORDER BECAUSE IT IS SO GOOD. and yes I love Katsura why do you ask

hawks do not share . gintoki/takasugi/katsura )
bloodplay . takasugi/katsura )
haori . takasugi/katsura )
sex drug . gintoki/katsura )
don't hang around the BL R-18 section of doujinshi stands . zurako/paako )
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round up, 2007 drabbles
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written for [info]drabble_trade

chrissie: lineage2-maustrap, love potion )
chrissie: naruto, temari/shikamaru )
chrissie: viewfinder, asami/feilong )

sabina: ouran host club, nekozawa et al )

silvermuse89: saiunkoku monogatari, reishin/kijin )

omi: prince of tennis, garfield tezuka )
omi: barrayar host club, ivan et al )

minagawa's maid cafe
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The exact origins of Minagawa's Maid Cafe would probably remain forever shrouded in mystery, but as some argued, this might be a good thing. Ryuuku explained that, knowing Minagawa, the whole enterprise was more of an exhibitionist lark to show off to the noblesse and upper classes et al that they might have power, riches, castles and crowns, but at the end of the day he still had prettier toys than they. Mau of course accepted the whole thing as another culinary medium of worshipping his stomach, while Anotsu had (and would always have) lingering issues with the business, which flared up when he was jarringly reminded of its flashier aspects. Eg. suddenly being served breakfast in bed by a sprightly dark elf in fishnets and a waterfall apron of enough indigo lace to choke a lavasaurus (and nothing underneath).

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procrastination is awesome!
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. ravages fanart
. koutetsu sangokushi screencaps

THIS ENTIRE MANHUA IS A BL TRAP )

mushishi drabbles, june 2007
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mushishi drabbles for [info]31_days

1. everything is made from a dream )
2. thrall )
3. (NOTE: SPOILER for ep 26) stepping through time )
4. i don`t know )
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drabble archive
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written for [info]drabble_trade

fable: viewfinder, asami/feilong )
fable: legend of galactic heroes, reinhardt/siegfried )
fable: bleach, aizen/gin )

sesame_seed: viewfinder, asami/feilong )
sesame_seed: initial d, ryousuke/keisuke )

canis_m: ffxii, basch/larsa )

juin: naruto, neji/naruto )
juin: eyeshield 21, musashi/hiruma )

iphridian: ffxii, basch/larsa )

wassail
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